That's what she said.

I have an exam tomorrow. I blog. The first perfectly implies the second. For some reason, I cannot bring myself to care for that A+ now. Yes people, it's me, I've never got a B missy, saying this.
For better or for worse this semester has been eclectic. And i realized today, I had heard 10 that's what she said statements in one day :D
So, obviously as a true time waster and believer in all ways,forms,shapes,sizes,shades,hues,tinges of procrastination I bring to you my today's learnings from math,compsci,management,economics and writing classes :
*drumroll* (please? I am one for drama)

"I just can't get my head round to it" (two people apparently discussing that word, the one with starts with A but you just can't place it :P)

"Put that six inch meat in for me?" (someone ordering a sandwich at the canteen)

"Seriously it’s so big there’s no way I’m going to be able to fit it in my mouth" (someone getting a sub to class)

“Every time I touch it, it sprays all over me.” (my room-mate about a leak)

“I would have a play with this but there is no time tonight.“ (my friend about bubble breaker)

"It gets me excited to see what's coming up" ( kiss ass nerd in the front row)

“I can’t fit all of you in.” Our professor for office hours

"His mistake was that he went all in too quick" Prof discussing game theory

"Additional parking in rear." outside one of the dorm's where construction was going on

And the best one :

" You can't get into heaven until jesus gets into you" Yes that's was she said. (she weird lady on the campus holding sign)

4% battery remaining. Time for a quick :)
Bye lovers and lusters.