I have an exam tomorrow. I blog. The first perfectly implies the second. For some reason, I cannot bring myself to care for that A+ now. Yes people, it's me, I've never got a B missy, saying this.
For better or for worse this semester has been eclectic. And i realized today, I had heard 10 that's what she said statements in one day :D
So, obviously as a true time waster and believer in all ways,forms,shapes,sizes,shades,hues,tinges of procrastination I bring to you my today's learnings from math,compsci,management,economics and writing classes :
*drumroll* (please? I am one for drama)
"I just can't get my head round to it" (two people apparently discussing that word, the one with starts with A but you just can't place it :P)
"Put that six inch meat in for me?" (someone ordering a sandwich at the canteen)
"Seriously it’s so big there’s no way I’m going to be able to fit it in my mouth" (someone getting a sub to class)
“Every time I touch it, it sprays all over me.” (my room-mate about a leak)
“I would have a play with this but there is no time tonight.“ (my friend about bubble breaker)
"It gets me excited to see what's coming up" ( kiss ass nerd in the front row)
“I can’t fit all of you in.” Our professor for office hours
"His mistake was that he went all in too quick" Prof discussing game theory
"Additional parking in rear." outside one of the dorm's where construction was going on
And the best one :
" You can't get into heaven until jesus gets into you" Yes that's was she said. (she weird lady on the campus holding sign)
4% battery remaining. Time for a quick :)
Bye lovers and lusters.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Mind- Games
My mind does not much care,
If what it thinks exists anywhere,
It makes aliens jump out of my bed,
It makes me grow antlers on my head,
it makes me see people as round potatoes walking tall,
it gives me the power to be all and see all,
it makes me believe in Santa clause
(In that case, maybe greed is the cause,)
Nonetheless I don't know why it does this stuff,
As it is,when I look around the world seems weird enough!
If what it thinks exists anywhere,
It makes aliens jump out of my bed,
It makes me grow antlers on my head,
it makes me see people as round potatoes walking tall,
it gives me the power to be all and see all,
it makes me believe in Santa clause
(In that case, maybe greed is the cause,)
Nonetheless I don't know why it does this stuff,
As it is,when I look around the world seems weird enough!
Raindrops are falling on my head.
Today was just one of those days where everything I did reminded me of you and every song I heard somehow related to you. I hate days like today, because they remind me of the one thing I dont have.
I've been laying here all night, listening to the rain. Talking to my heart and trying to explain. Why sometimes I catch myself wondering what might have been. Yes I do think about you, every now and then.
In this weird twisted way, I know you miss me liking you, not because I want to believe it's true, but because you'll never find a girl that can put up with you like I did; you'll never find a girl who will care as much as I did, because no one will waste all there love on someone like you, like I did.
i miss the talks we used to have, I miss the voice I used to hear... I miss hearing your crazy but cool stories, and above all these... I just miss you!
I just want to hug you, but your are 20000 some miles away, what I wouldn't do for a hug.I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere!I get this feeling we'll be together again. No straight lines make up my life, all roads have bends. No clear cut begging's and so far no dead ends.
I know you've been busy, I had things to do too. We haven't talked for some time, I wonder if everything's fine. I had other stuff on my mind, I'm sure you did too, but I just had to tell you this my friend... hey I miss you.It's been quite awhile... I must say I miss our friendship. I miss you, but what I really miss the most is not just you or us but how it all was.
I'd be happy to come back to you... except it was you that went away.Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind.And if you were to say 'come with me', even now I might go.
Goodbyes always hurt whether it's the right thing to do or not.
A lot of people walk in and out of my life, but... you're one of the only ones I ever really wanted to stick around.
I am here and you are there - one of us is in the wrong place!
I've been laying here all night, listening to the rain. Talking to my heart and trying to explain. Why sometimes I catch myself wondering what might have been. Yes I do think about you, every now and then.
In this weird twisted way, I know you miss me liking you, not because I want to believe it's true, but because you'll never find a girl that can put up with you like I did; you'll never find a girl who will care as much as I did, because no one will waste all there love on someone like you, like I did.
i miss the talks we used to have, I miss the voice I used to hear... I miss hearing your crazy but cool stories, and above all these... I just miss you!
I just want to hug you, but your are 20000 some miles away, what I wouldn't do for a hug.I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere!I get this feeling we'll be together again. No straight lines make up my life, all roads have bends. No clear cut begging's and so far no dead ends.
I know you've been busy, I had things to do too. We haven't talked for some time, I wonder if everything's fine. I had other stuff on my mind, I'm sure you did too, but I just had to tell you this my friend... hey I miss you.It's been quite awhile... I must say I miss our friendship. I miss you, but what I really miss the most is not just you or us but how it all was.
I'd be happy to come back to you... except it was you that went away.Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind.And if you were to say 'come with me', even now I might go.
Goodbyes always hurt whether it's the right thing to do or not.
A lot of people walk in and out of my life, but... you're one of the only ones I ever really wanted to stick around.
I am here and you are there - one of us is in the wrong place!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Hawaldar Santa
Of all the qualities of Hwaldar Santa we can mention,
There is faculty of handling any sort of tension,
Any Law you break, day or night,
A few crisp notes put it right,
It's all for a good cause- his old age pension
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Love in the Time of IP.
I recently saw a quiz on fbook,"What kind of lover are you?"
And I start pondering upon it, as any free thinking human being at 7:43 a.m. with a cup of the strongest filter coffee should rightfully do. Are there kinds of lovers? Oh now that I think of I have encountered a few i could stereotype.
1) The Barista Babies : He is 14, she is 13. His voice is fluctuating between tenor and soprano, she is already wearing skin tight jeans and showing of 32 A- bras. They look deep into each other's eyes over cold coffee (with ice-cream) . Soon they will be writing notes on the coasters.
2) Dosa Darlings : They are slightly older and slightly poorer. They eat lunch facing each other in a jam packed South Indian resturant. shyly peeking at each other over idli and sambhar. When they think no one looking, the fulfill their carnal desires by holding hands.
3) Kathi Kissers : This is the non-veg version of the above. They are much bolder and look at each other hungrily as they eat the kathi kebabs. Oh, they sit on the same side of the table. Well you never know, he may as well have his hand on her shoulder.
4)Metro Mehboobas : They are lovers on the move. Far far away from the prying eyes of the city, they celebrate their love between stations at non peak hours.
5)Last-row Lovers : Try this : the moment a movie reaches the interval, turn around quickly and take a look at the action going on in the last row. You'll find the Last-row Lovers in their act. I can't tell what they will be doing but it will be more interesting than the movie. Oh and if its somewhere in South India, you get to see free mallu porn (just btw, kerala's income is 60% from porn .)
6)Park Partners :On the benches and on the grass, love plays itself out. His head on her lap, stolen kisses when they think no one is looking. His hand moving this way while he is looking that way. And if they find a secluded beri ka tree, ahem.
7) Skype sweethearts : These are the tech savvy lovers who are separated by miles. They hook-on the web cam, chat with a dozen less than three smilies and then hook-up. Oh also may be called sms- sweethearts or calling-couples.
8)Toilet Twosome : These are usually the stylish and slutty school kids in 11th and 12th who can't control their hormones. So they meet during play practice, during lunch break in private corners, toilets anyplace that accords a little privacy, to have a lil fun. Addendum :love isn't really a pre condition here.
9)Hotel Heart-throbs : These are the college going versions of the above. They check into hotels and create the history.
10 )Mall Majnus :The Mall Majnus are a li'l too cool for parks. So they skip the Park Degree, graduate to Malls and attempt a post graduate in Cuddle tech.
11) Pipe Pyaaras :No money, tonnes of love : When you apss a slum on the side of the road, look into the huge pipe lying there and you'll see a couple holding hands.
12) Long- term Lovers : They are both in their sixties, eating a ice-cream or "hrmph" one- another. Nonetheless love shines in their eyes. Give them a smile. They deserve it.
And me : I am the conniving, deceitful, non serious, lying lover. Or maybe because I haven't really loved yet.
And I start pondering upon it, as any free thinking human being at 7:43 a.m. with a cup of the strongest filter coffee should rightfully do. Are there kinds of lovers? Oh now that I think of I have encountered a few i could stereotype.
1) The Barista Babies : He is 14, she is 13. His voice is fluctuating between tenor and soprano, she is already wearing skin tight jeans and showing of 32 A- bras. They look deep into each other's eyes over cold coffee (with ice-cream) . Soon they will be writing notes on the coasters.
2) Dosa Darlings : They are slightly older and slightly poorer. They eat lunch facing each other in a jam packed South Indian resturant. shyly peeking at each other over idli and sambhar. When they think no one looking, the fulfill their carnal desires by holding hands.
3) Kathi Kissers : This is the non-veg version of the above. They are much bolder and look at each other hungrily as they eat the kathi kebabs. Oh, they sit on the same side of the table. Well you never know, he may as well have his hand on her shoulder.
4)Metro Mehboobas : They are lovers on the move. Far far away from the prying eyes of the city, they celebrate their love between stations at non peak hours.
5)Last-row Lovers : Try this : the moment a movie reaches the interval, turn around quickly and take a look at the action going on in the last row. You'll find the Last-row Lovers in their act. I can't tell what they will be doing but it will be more interesting than the movie. Oh and if its somewhere in South India, you get to see free mallu porn (just btw, kerala's income is 60% from porn .)
6)Park Partners :On the benches and on the grass, love plays itself out. His head on her lap, stolen kisses when they think no one is looking. His hand moving this way while he is looking that way. And if they find a secluded beri ka tree, ahem.
7) Skype sweethearts : These are the tech savvy lovers who are separated by miles. They hook-on the web cam, chat with a dozen less than three smilies and then hook-up. Oh also may be called sms- sweethearts or calling-couples.
8)Toilet Twosome : These are usually the stylish and slutty school kids in 11th and 12th who can't control their hormones. So they meet during play practice, during lunch break in private corners, toilets anyplace that accords a little privacy, to have a lil fun. Addendum :love isn't really a pre condition here.
9)Hotel Heart-throbs : These are the college going versions of the above. They check into hotels and create the history.
10 )Mall Majnus :The Mall Majnus are a li'l too cool for parks. So they skip the Park Degree, graduate to Malls and attempt a post graduate in Cuddle tech.
11) Pipe Pyaaras :No money, tonnes of love : When you apss a slum on the side of the road, look into the huge pipe lying there and you'll see a couple holding hands.
12) Long- term Lovers : They are both in their sixties, eating a ice-cream or "hrmph" one- another. Nonetheless love shines in their eyes. Give them a smile. They deserve it.
And me : I am the conniving, deceitful, non serious, lying lover. Or maybe because I haven't really loved yet.
If I could
If I could I would marry a way with words. The man is an unnecessary handle ( yes, pun intended)
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
To New Beginnings
Opening words. Ahem and all that.
As a Charles Dickens would have said, had he wriiten a Blog of two portals instead of his tale "This will be the best of blogs, it will be the worst of blogs, a blog of adult-wisdom, a blog of childlike- foolishness, the blog iofn the best belief, the blog in worst of incredulity, the blog of humor Light, the blog of nefarious plans Darkness, the blog speaking of hope, the blog reveling on despair, we have all the html before us, we had no posts before us, we were all going direct to bed, we were all going direct the other way(facebook)".
Well if not him, then me.
As a Charles Dickens would have said, had he wriiten a Blog of two portals instead of his tale "This will be the best of blogs, it will be the worst of blogs, a blog of adult-wisdom, a blog of childlike- foolishness, the blog iofn the best belief, the blog in worst of incredulity, the blog of humor Light, the blog of nefarious plans Darkness, the blog speaking of hope, the blog reveling on despair, we have all the html before us, we had no posts before us, we were all going direct to bed, we were all going direct the other way(facebook)".
Well if not him, then me.
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